// NOW IN ITS 12TH YEAR OF DEVELOPMENT

MARRIAGE.OS

the operating system for the longest relationship of your life.

v14.2 // stable build // 4,107 days uptime
runs continuously. no restarts. uninstall not supported.
boot the system
no credit card. no prenup. results may vary.
module_01
conflict resolution
every error logged. every error resolved. eventually. the thermostat dispute remains under review.
module_02
background gratitude
compounds silently at 2% daily. runs even when you forget it's running. especially then.
module_03
shared memory
4,107 days of cached history. some corrupted. most worth keeping. all non-transferable.
free.
forever. no refunds. no trial period.
total cost paid in small daily installments of attention.
warranty void if separated.