// NOW IN ITS 12TH YEAR OF DEVELOPMENT

MARRIAGE.OS

the operating system for the longest relationship of your life.

v14.2 // stable build // 4,107 days uptime

runs continuously. no restarts. uninstall not supported.

boot the system

no credit card. no prenup. results may vary.

// SYSTEM FEATURES

module_01

conflict resolution

every error logged. every error resolved. eventually. the thermostat dispute remains under review.

module_02

background gratitude

compounds silently at 2% daily. runs even when you forget it's running. especially then.

module_03

shared memory

4,107 days of cached history. some corrupted. most worth keeping. all non-transferable.

// PRICING

free.

forever. no refunds. no trial period.

total cost paid in small daily installments of attention.

warranty void if separated.