ERROR 0x01 // the thermostat incident
trigger:temperature adjusted without consensus
duration:4 hours
root cause:68 vs 72
resolution: blanket compromise.RESOLVED.
ERROR 0x02 // the tone misread
trigger:"fine" parsed as fine
duration:6 hours
root cause:failure to read subtext
resolution: apology + listening.RESOLVED.
ERROR 0x03 // the forgotten anniversary
trigger:date.check() returned null
duration:1 week
root cause:calendar not synced
resolution: never again.RESOLVED.(probably)
ERROR 0x04 // the snoring denial
trigger:partner_a.claims("i do not snore")
duration:ongoing
root cause:audio evidence presented (sounded like a walrus)
resolution: claim still disputed.RESOLVED.(allegedly)
ERROR 0x05 // the blanket war
trigger:blanket.stolen detected nightly
duration:6 months
root cause:one blanket, two users
resolution: deployed separate blankets.RESOLVED.
ERROR 0x06 // unknown
trigger:could not be determined
duration:1 hour
root cause:we still don't know what that was about
resolution: hugged it out anyway.RESOLVED.