MARRIAGE.OS — Dashboard

// SYSTEM VITALS

TRUST LEVEL

94%

COMMS UPTIME

99.2%

SHARED CALENDAR

SYNCED

DAYS SINCE ARGUMENT

PARTNER_A BATTERY

72%

PARTNER_B BATTERY

31%

RESENTMENT QUEUE

4pending

INTIMACY BANDWIDTH

68%

// BACKGROUND PROCESSES

[ .. ] 06:14 gratitude.compound() +2%/day

[WARN] 07:02 resentment_queue: dishes x3

[ OK ] 08:30 asked_about_her_day()

[ .. ] 11:45 in_law_visit: T-minus 11d

[WARN] 18:20 partner_b.sighs() unparsed

[ OK ] 21:10 shared_silence() comfortable

// ACTIVE CONDITIONALS

IF partner_b.says("i'm fine")

AND tone.flat() THEN

deploy(flowers, takeout)

# anniversary cron job

EVERY 365d RUN remember()

MARRIAGE.OS // the operating system for the longest relationship of your life